Kini' Keng Legghah, Irit Keng Sarnyet: All New Jazz 2009

Engko’ tak bisa lang-ngalangi oreng se melliyah All New Jazz! Sakabbhinah oreng lakar la jhathu mun ka riyah!

Mun melle Jazz, benni ghun polanah modela se seddha’. Masalah model pola ghi’ badah Fiat 500 (se ce’ lucunah) otabah MINI (se akaton larang). Tapeh Jazz andi’ sakabbhinah: ariyah bisa alakonih apa bhaih se ekakarep bi’ be’na, tak kira kastah ja’, tak usa kose makalowar pesse mira plastikan otabah pello koning mun ghun nganthang narjha-ah eggasah se lembu’.

All New Jazz padah lah bi’ se konah, keng ghun lebbi bhaghus pole. Lhaaa....

Abas dalemah, lebbi sepa’ ban legghah. Messinah lebbi aora’. Bingsin lebbi irit. Pas mas’alah settiran bi’ tompa-an lakar nyamanan!

Mun terro jan gaya-ah, coba EX trim (Inggrisan riyah!), velg nam-bhellasan, jan tajham ka settiran, keng ngurangi sakoooni’ lembu’na essok. Pas panoramic sunroof-ah pole, lakar kobessah mun pas kacah alarpa’ dari atassah supir sampe du inchi talambhes ka panumpang budih. Lhaaa....

Jhat lakar manis motor riyah koh, ban pole settirennah nammang. Posisi katoju’an din supir lebbih serdang, pangabasan ka ada’ lebbi kobessah timbhang se konah. Pangabasan ka budih kiyah nyaman sarah. Kacanah bar-lebar. Dasbotah pole erancang manyaman panumpang, benya’ kennengannah ba’-nyaba’.

Keng motor riyah ghi’ tada’ bluetooth-a. Mun emelliyaghinah, coba’ merk lowaran, Parrot ban samacemah. Mun nambaih Satnav (vi-tiviyan se badah neng dashbot waa) bak larang kiyah ghi’. Ella lah, kop-cokop bhaih, jhe’ mellih Jazz benni keng polanah the’ carenthe’nah. Iye kan?

Mun baddhanah num-inuman nambhuruk. Badah mun sajhina paleng sakabbhinah. Enja’ rah, keng para’. Mun tak lebbi??? Bitong dhibi’. Bagasinah legghah, 366 liter, raja’an bi’ tor-motor se raja-an. Pas korseh ghi’ bisa eyator masajan legghah, bisa etekep, kabbhi otaba ro-saparoh.

Dalamanna Jazz lakar ekoca’ “magic system”, tak eka-andi’ tor-motor laenah. Ca’ Inggris pole riyah. Ye polanah kini’ keng legghah. Mun lowarah, manis tada’ padah!

Settiran bi’ tompa-an lakar korang lang-nguh mun ebhandhingaghi bi’ Fiesta (Ford), Mazda 2, otabah Ibiza (SEAT). Tapeh jha’ tor-motor riyah tak maso’ ka Indonesia ja’, ma’ pas eparo’noro-ah. Tak iyeh?

Enja’ lah. Benni riyah se-ekaparloh dari Jazz. Mun la mellih Jazz, ca’na se ghella’, tak kerah kastah jha’!

(Mun maca’ah tang review se aca’ Inggris aslinah, coba’ klik HonestJohn)

A Tale Before She Sleeps

...more strong Peter Pan tried to release himself out of the grapping-sticky-magic-mud, more thick it hold his legs. Panick attacked as soon as the Crows of The Death terrifyingly sounded approaching.

At that very moment, came The Princess Fairy dazzling on the afterglow darky air. She's smiling-staring at the shocked flat-face of Peter. "Hey! Just release and fly, little Kid!" shouted The Princess Fairy.

"Stop kidding since this annoying freak mud grasping on my tarsus! Do something with your magic stick!" Peter at the top infuriated.

"Hahaha... Stop dumbing, Kid! Just get rid of that bad-smelled shoes!" Princess laughing-humiliatly seeing to Peter's sticked legs.

"What??!!" Peter screamed in anger.

"Don't "what" yourself, Peter! Just loose your shoes!"

Peter Amazed. She was right! Why didn't he pretend a little smarter: yap.... loose my shoes!

Hop! Then flew Peter followed by laughing Fairy. Her glittering glows spreaded in the air, so the laughter. After seconds, Crows of The Death came on the flock found them nothing!

KLASIKUSTIK Bermula....

Namun kau berkata: "Aku tak diperkenankan melukis seorang perempuan..."

. . . . . .


"Tapi aku sakit!"

"Tapi kau tetap seorang perempuan!"

"Betul! Perempuan yang sakit! Bukan seorang perempuan siapa pun!"

"Baiklah. Tapi aku tetap tak diperkenankan melukis makhluk hidup!"

"Dan aku sudah bukan lagi makhluk hidup!"

"Kamu hidup!"

"Tidak!"

"Kamu berbicara!"

"Ya!"

"Kamu memintaku melukismu!"

"Ya!"

"Aku tak dapat melukis makhluk hidup!"

"Baiklah jika begitu, lukislah diriku saat aku sudah meninggal!"


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